So, it's my Birthday

Yeah so it's my birthday today. Bla. Now that I'm in my thirties I have to say that birthdays are not fun. I don't want to get older. Today was very depressing. I think that once you hit a certain age, like....26..... perhaps you should just stop celebrating a year older and instead just pick one (or even two!) days a year to celebrate you. Where people gather together and have a nice dinner and give a toast in your honor or do something nice for you, but not because you're old but because they like you. As far as this extra candle on my cake..... I'd rather skip it all together.